Did you know that most Kleenex tissue boxes didn't know they even existed?

Wow, did I catch your attention there!
I actually wanted to talk about my pet rhino... His name's Alfonso. But as most of you must know, rhinos are very sensitive about their name, so mine doesn't really talk to me right now. He's not too crazy about the name I chose for him.
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Ok, I can imagine that by now you must be asking yourself: "Why the hell am I still wasting my time reading this putrid nonsense?" Well I'll tell you why. Later.

Tata