Shine on, you crazy House Key!

Oh, how sweet it is to be home after being away for almost a month! I've been away before, but never have I felt so lonely and depressed. I used to be proud to be military, to wear that uniform. Up to a couple of weeks ago, I would've never talked behind anyone's back, I would've never complained about the little "problems" in my life. But something changed. I think I lost that "boyish" innocence and I realized how stupid some people became whenever they were away from home.
Why is it that when I try to merge with them, be part of "the gang", all I see is monkey-like creatures drinking themselves stupid and ending up either fighting for something even they can't remember, or puking their guts out in a dark alley...
Now I really wish I was a fish...!

I'm sorry for being so dark, but I needed to vent out my frustration. My next post should be as weird and wonderfully twisted as my earlier attempts at solving the mystery that is the strange sponge stuck between my three ears...

Until then,

Tata!