Toucans are the best kind of birds

Well, according to the lack of comments on my last entry, I guess my only reader finally gave up on me... Oh well, less pressure, which means I can finally say whatever I want!!
The title kind of gave away the subject I wanted to talk about... But I do seriously believe that toucans are very cool. Not only are they pretty rare, which means that if some sucker wants a toucan for a pet he (or she) better be stinkin' rich, but they ARE the proud emblem of the wonderful Guinness®. I've heard of people who own parrots and other kinds of birds, but all these flying pets are no match for a sturdy toucan.
You know what? I just realized I have some kind of obsession with animals... Nearly all my stories are about animals to some extent... and the weird thing is I never owned a pet! I owned a horse for a couple of years, but that hardly qualifies as a pet. It's much more than that. I would say it's more like a friend, a partner, and even (for some deeply disturbed people) a lover.
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Yhar... you didn't expect that, did you? hehe...
I like to keep my audience on its toes. Speaking of which... What's up with that foot fetish? Can anybody tell me what's the big sexual pleasure in licking someone's toes? If they were covered with Guinness®, maybe... But the only reason some Guinness® should be on anybody's toes would be that some drunken Irish dude spilled some while being hit by an airplane... after a gargantuan earthquake of course.
So anyway, since I'm finally free to say whatever I want, here it is:
Patate Poil Gneugneugneu
AAAhh... sure feels good! Like a sunday morning with no one around, just walking around in my underwear, scratching my... head...

So there you go
Sweet dreams all you beautiful people... and you too