Potty talk...

Welcome to a new chapter in my VITTGDWYTK (Vital Information That The Government Doesn't Want You To Know) series.
Today's topic: sewer access traps.
Do you honestly believe that these metal covers lying in the streets are "sewer access traps"? Donkey poop! If you do you are gravely mistaken my friend, and someone has been messing with your gullible mind. Oh sure, they came up with a plausible explanation for these humanoid-sized holes in the streets pavement, they made everyone believe that there were big cement tunnels that ran under almost every city in the world to dispose of human-generated waste. I mean think about it, who in their right mind would want to verify that statement? Nobody wants to go for a swim in... well you get the idea. So that leaves the government completely free to put whatever they want down there. Secret weapons research labs, traffic-free highways for VIPs, city-sized golf courses, spaceship construction yards, bowling alleys. It's all there.
Ok I sense that most of you are still skeptical. Well I don't blame you, after all you've been misguided right from the start, ever since you first asked "what happens to it when I flush the toilet?"
I will finally answer that question, no lies, no cover-ups. Only the plain, naked truth.
It goes straight to the center of the Earth. What did you think was keeping that giant ball of liquid lava burning? Idiotic theories and Hollywood movie scripts? No! Natural fuel!
Of course there are other theories about the use of these traps, and one of them is that they are used to travel to another dimension. I've even heard once that they are very long tunnels dug by mexicans to enter any country they wish without going through customs. These myths are so ridiculous that I suspect the Government to have generated them in order to discourage people to believe any other story.
If you still don't believe me, ask one of your friends with a yellow hat what goes on below the streets. Oh that's right, you don't know anybody who works down there! How convenient...

Well there you have it folks, once again I have enlightened you with a fact the Government doesn't want you to know.

Spread the truth, Dudes