Ding-Dong.... AAAAA! What the f....???

... and you better get it right, you ignorant nose-picking yokel!!!!
Oh sorry, didn't notice you were reading... I was referring of course to those irritating salesperson who think it's appropriate to disturb an honest citizen so very early in the morning... Imagine that: it's saturday, noonish, and the doorbell rings. I'm still naked, in the warmth and comfort of my bed, the coffee's not even brewing yet, and my imaginary pet kangaroo is still sound asleep. At the very disturbing sound of the doorbell, I jump out of my cocoon, run for cover, then realize it's not a bomb drill, get up and run to the door (still naked), put my combat boots on, open the door, shut the door because it's so very very cold out, look through the glass to see a very traumatised young girl, who was probably selling chocolate to collect money for her sick grandma or something... Oh well, I guess I won't be crowned King of Decency today either...
Which brings me back to my original train of thought. Selling crap to neigbours by going door to door is NOT an appropriate way to spend a saturday for a kid. They should be stuffing bananas in cars exhaust pipes, throwing toilet paper rolls at their teachers houses, stealing candy and whatnot at nearby convenience stores... and possibly sneaking in an X-rated movie theater to catch a glimpse of hot action.
So there you go. That's what I think. Now my kangaroo can go back to sleep... He's had a very agitated day...

Bonne nuit