Bang bang... mmmmm....

Is gun powder supposed to make you horny? 'Cause I've been shooting all day long (around 500 rounds), and all I can think about is naked women dancing around a giant blue mushroom upon which a winged crocodile with a top hat is singing "Dancing Queen"...
... Why, Oh! Why do I have those fantasies? They are very exciting, I know, and most people probably have the same, but I wonder how I could ever live one! Finding a crocrodile who can sing "Dancing Queen" is very difficult, trust me, I've tried!!! And I don't want any substitute: a penguin singing "I will Survive" is NOT acceptable... So very unsexy...
So anyway if you want to help me in my quest, please look for such a crocodile, and call me when you found one. Thank you, I appreciate it.

Ciao